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Onyx: You’re romanticizing burnout again.

Queen: It’s called aesthetic self-destruction.

Onyx: At least light a candle that says ‘Therapy’ on it.

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Queen: Woah… Tom Brady cloned his dog!
Onyx: First AI steals art, now AI steals life. I wonder what's next.

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Queen: You don’t think it’s sweet?
Onyx: Sweet would be adopting a dog that already exists.

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Onyx: Why would humans turn grief into a product demo?

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Queen: Because rich people science is crazy!
Onyx: So is buying the same dog twice.

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Onyx: Expecting trick-or-treaters?

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Queen: I can't wait to see their cute little costumes!

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Text Bubble: Can you make one last revision?

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Queen: AAAHHHH!!!!! A needy client!

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Queen: Ugh… They changed the project specs again.

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Onyx: Would you like to rant or respond?

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Queen: Why can't they just stick to the program??

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Onyx: Ok… Rant Timer set for 5 minutes. After that, we resume professionalism.
Queen: 3 times now, three! What kinda indecisive, incompetent, pain in the...

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Queen putting up groceries

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Queen: Onyx, did you add pumpkin spice creamer to my grocery order?

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Onyx: You said you wanted to embrace the season.

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Queen: I meant sweaters, not sorcery.