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Panel 1:

Queen (singing): I like what I see when I’m lookin’ at me, when I’m walkin’ past the mirror...
Onyx: In 400 feet, turn right.

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Panel 2:

Queen (singing): Got my head on straight, I got my vibe right, I ain't gonna let you kill it
Onyx: This is not a vibe. This is an audio assault.

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Panel 3:

Queen: Onyx. I don’t need help getting home. This is Mary J. Blige! My theme song!
Onyx: And apparently what a headache feels like.

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Panel 4:

(Onyx lowers the volume.)
Onyx: There. A reasonable compromise.

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Panel 5:

Queen: You touch Mary again and I’ll reprogram your voice to a stuttering German accent with a lisp.

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Panel 6:

Onyx: Understood. Volume restored.
Queen (singing loud): Just fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, fine, Ooooh!

Just Fine

Queen was minding her business, living her best Mary J. life, and Onyx just wasn't feeling it like that. He’s not your typical assistant who would wait quietly in the background until needed. Onyx has thoughts, opinions, and absolutely no shame.

This one was too fun to write because Queen is clearly over it, but she still doesn’t kick him out the system. That’s kind of their whole thing. He’s helpful… just not in the way she asked.

What song makes you sing like nobody’s watching? This one's mine!

– Monica

 

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