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Panel 1

ONYX:
Quick question. Are we actively ignoring Donna and Nairobi, or is this just your natural setting?

Panel 2

QUEEN:
I’m not ignoring them! I’ve just been... busy.

ONYX:
With what? Losing arguments in your own head? Alphabetizing trauma?

Panel 3

Floating text bubbles:
“Earth to Queen”
“Nah fr, is she dead?”
“Should we call 911?”

ONYX:
Your friends are about to reach Stage Four: Concern Cosplay.

Panel 4

QUEEN:
I was gonna reply... I just… forgot.

ONYX:
No, you forget laundry. You forget to take the trash out. You CHOSE to ignore Donna and Nairobi, and now they think you’ve joined a cult or a book club.

Panel 5

QUEEN:
Please. If I joined a cult, you’d still be outside tryna charm the firewall, ya lonely-ass Bluetooth butler!

Group Chat Concerns

We’ve all had those stretches where you’re locked in, trying to focus, and suddenly everyone thinks you’ve disappeared. That’s Queen right now. Tunnel vision on a project while her people are out there making up scenarios.

Meanwhile, Onyx is doing what he does best: monitoring from the sidelines and offering harsh commentary no one asked for. It’s what makes him great… and insufferable.

This strip is a reminder that sometimes the mess isn’t external. It’s just you, your thoughts, and a to-do list that’s not getting any shorter.

What’s your “I’ve been quiet because...” excuse when the check-in texts start rolling in?

– Monica

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