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Panel 1:

Queen: Did she just call me *sassy* for existing?
Onyx: Indeed. Apparently your breathing pattern was provocative.

Panel 2:

Queen: And “cultural flavor”?
Onyx: Obviously you were dipped in Old Bay at birth

Panel 3:

Queen: Rob looked like he wanted to evaporate.
Onyx: Rob looks like he listens to ‘We gon’ be alright’ on repeat

Panel 4:

Queen: I thought I was being nice and normal!
Onyx: You were. You said hello and she heard “what it do Baybeeee!” Potay-to, potah-to.

Panel 5:

Queen: I really don’t wanna do this.
Onyx: Do it. Just make her more uncomfortable than you are.

Panel 6:

Queen: You’re setting me up for jail time Onyx!
Onyx: Only a misdemeanor. And you’ll look stunning in the mugshot!