Transcript

Panel 1

QUEEN: That was… Fun
ONYX: You missed a call. Voicemail says your draft is due today.

Panel 2

QUEEN: Yeah, I know. Give me a few to transition.

Panel 3

ONYX: Are you shopping for noise-canceling headphones?
QUEEN: Hm? No, I’m gathering references.

Panel 4

ONYX: References? And those help the draft… how?
QUEEN: Ok fine. I'm shopping

Panel 5

QUEEN: If I can’t hear pointless commentary, I get more done.

Panel 6

ONYX: And yet, most of the pointless commentary comes from inside your head

Transitioning

Posted on August 23, 2025 by Monica

This page fought me in the funniest way. It was supposed to be about Queen procrastinating with headphones, but Onyx refused to let it be shallow. He turned it into a read about how sometimes the loudest noise is the one you can’t mute. Who asked him anyway??

When your brain gets too loud, what shuts it up for you? Asking for a friend...

– Monica