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Panel 1

Onyx: “Good morning Queen. It’s 8:15. You have a 9AM meeting… downtown.”
“Commute is 30 minutes. If you leave now.”

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Panel 2

Queen: “…So I’ve got like… 45 minutes.”

Onyx: “45 minus 30 is 15 minutes. Unless you’re teleporting now.”

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Panel 3

Queen: “I HAVE 15 MINUTES?!”

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Panel 4

Onyx: “Fun fact: the shirt you’re holding was ‘clean’ last week.”

Queen: “Shut up, Onyx.”

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Panel 5

Queen: "Ok, I'm out!"

Onyx: “Try not to fall down the stairs this time.”

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Panel 6:

Queen: "Onyx, cancel my subscription to gravity!"

Always on Time

Mornings like this are exactly why Queen built Onyx… and also why she regrets it sometimes. He’s helpful, but he’s also a little insufferable.

We've all been there. Overslept, confused about the time, grabbing whatever clothes are semi-clean, and hoping gravity goes easy on you.

Also, Onyx calmly tracking her ETA while she’s spiraling is peak assistant energy!

What’s your go-to move when you oversleep? Panic, reschedule, or own it and make it fashionable?

– Monica

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